| UPDATE: The Senate Guru had a link last week showing how the Sinning Senator has cast aside his "fiscal restraint" in the name of helping Louisiana rebuild from the hurricanes of four years ago. The cynical amongst us would say the Sinning Senator has been earmarking like a pig since 2007 because he is in re-election mode.
The Sinning Senator sent out a massive fundraising email last week despite being over 500 days from the 2010 elections. And it wasn't an email that you normally get at the end of a quarter from a political candidate seeking to buttress their FEC filing. No, there was a sense of urgencydesperation expressed in the email sent out by the Sinning Senator:
But as you know, modern campaigns are expensive, and I'm fighting an uphill battle. Obama's special interest allies are already spending their savings to defeat me. That's why I'm asking you to make a donation of $25, $50, $100, $250, $500, or whatever you can give as soon as possible.
I will not back down in this fight, and any amount you can give today will help me make sure that our conservative voices are heard in the face of the Obama-led union attack-machine.
Sinning Senator ... trust me when I tell ya, you're not even the top 100 on the President's to-do list these days. Hell, I'm not even sure you're on the to-do list, thanks to Senator Spector, the soon to be Senator Franken, and the far easier to win open seat challenges in Florida, Missouri, New Hampshire and Ohio.
All that aside, is it possible that you are feeling threatened by your opposition? You currently have no announced Democratic candidate. There is as of now, no elected or former elected GOPer seeking to challenge your lying, deceitful ass. So the only reason you can possibly be threatened, Sinning Senator, is because of the challenge presented by Ms. Stormy Daniels.
I'm hearing from folks on your side of the aisle, Sinning Senator (yep, that's right, the Kingfish has got some GOP sources) that you're digging for dirt on Stormy. Specifically, since you're scared that she'll dredge up your prostitute-loving ways, you're going into the gutter ... looking for history of drug use or other illegal activity by Stormy.
Well, I got news for ya, Sinning Senator ... Stormy's been doing a much, much better job of rehabilitating her image than you have been. Hell, she's got a book coming out entitled "Stormblazer: Stormy Daniels and the Triumph of Responsibility."
What you got? Solicitous fundraising emails, a family that is no longer on your campaign website, and a mere $3 million in your campaign bank account, and a skeptical electorate that hates the negative attention you bring down to Louisiana every time the national media mentions your name in the news.
Hmmmm .... yeah, I'd be scared of Stormy, too. |
